LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER 

Memory was something you lost with age
 

An application was for employment
 

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity 

 A keyboard was a piano 
 

A web was a spider's home
 

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account
 

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3-1/2 inch floppy ..

 ... you just hoped nobody ever found out